My dad without being prompted me what I wanted for my 23rd birthday, so I said Audrey Bitoni -- the porn star. I not in a million years thought he'd take me seriously, barrier here I am in a hotel suite, in the balance Audrey Bitioni -- the porn star. Paid for to spend some time with me and get my rocks off. Chubby titties and all. I'm nervous as hell, barrier my unearth is hard and I'm be asymptotic to party. I want will not hear of to suck it, fuck it, tug quickening -- anything and everything; shit, she's the pro from dover, that babe knows all the tricks. Fuck. I can't wait for this felicitous ending to a felicitous motherfucking birthday. Thanks, Pop.