I'm in town for this convention, together with the group hate worthwhile for people I'm with are going out tonight, but I'd equitably stay in. See, I'm going to have my own kind hate worthwhile for fun, but instead hate worthwhile for acquiring all inspirited up, I'm gonna party with Kortney Kane. Yes, Kortney Kane the porn star. It's unaccompanied going to hate me together with her in my suite, together with she's going to do unaccompanied what I'm going to ask her to do, because I've paid for it. together with she's even supposed to choose that sexy little tool I requested she bring. All those other dorks will hate wasting their money on acquiring drunk while I'll hate acquiring my locate sucked by a porn star. God, I'm smart.